Pathan`s wife send an SMS to Pathan: I Miss U

Pathan 1: Do U have balance in your mobile?
Pathan 2: Yes w.......

Pathan reads a newspaper(end of 1st joke):
Pakistani, Amir Atlas Khan loses Gold meda.......

Girlfriend: When you have a mobile, why did you send me a letter?
Pathan: Wh.......

Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy?
Pathan: No Sir! He only gave .......